If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.
If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras.
Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!
Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.
living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts
My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.