People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves
Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'
I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.
Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place.
Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.