What creates a writer is huge, psychological dysfunction.
In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex.
As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.
I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.
Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place.
Believe me, having a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban.