If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.
Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.
I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.
Believe me, having a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban.
The name Kylie can be used for Scrabble, as it is an aboriginal word for boomerang. Which is why Ms Minogue is so good at comebacks.