If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras.
It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.
What creates a writer is huge, psychological dysfunction.
Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels.
Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves
Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!