dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are.
Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!
The truth is, my experience in matters sexual is limited.
People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
The name Kylie can be used for Scrabble, as it is an aboriginal word for boomerang. Which is why Ms Minogue is so good at comebacks.
I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you can pay gigolos to eat gnocchi out of your navel and you won't be pilloried -- as long as you never, ever wear linen with tweed.