All men are into bondage, 'specially if they're real assholes at work all day.
Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.
What creates a writer is huge, psychological dysfunction.
The truth is, my experience in matters sexual is limited.
It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.
Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'