Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras.
Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves
Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place.
Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.