Home is where the heartache is.

Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think.

If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch.

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.

Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.

My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.

Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!