Home is where the heartache is.

People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch.

What creates a writer is huge, psychological dysfunction.

Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist.

I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.

Home is where the heartache is.