Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist.
I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you can pay gigolos to eat gnocchi out of your navel and you won't be pilloried -- as long as you never, ever wear linen with tweed.
Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.
Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves
People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
Home is where the heartache is.