Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.

living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts

I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.

I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.

Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.

Home is where the heartache is.