My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.
If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.
Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think.
As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.
All men are into bondage, 'specially if they're real assholes at work all day.
Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!