Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.
In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex.
It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.
Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.
All men are into bondage, 'specially if they're real assholes at work all day.
. . . planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn't guarantee a recipe for success.