Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.
In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex.
I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.
The truth is, my experience in matters sexual is limited.
If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras.
The name Kylie can be used for Scrabble, as it is an aboriginal word for boomerang. Which is why Ms Minogue is so good at comebacks.