If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.
The name Kylie can be used for Scrabble, as it is an aboriginal word for boomerang. Which is why Ms Minogue is so good at comebacks.
. . . planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn't guarantee a recipe for success.
My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.
Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.
Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves