The name Kylie can be used for Scrabble, as it is an aboriginal word for boomerang. Which is why Ms Minogue is so good at comebacks.

I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.

Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!

As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.

I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.

Love is like a tide. When it's in, everything looks beautiful and inviting. Only when love recedes can you see the debris beneath the surface - the old bottles, the rusty prams, the sewage pipes, the bloated cats and dogs weighted down to drown. The man I had once loved so passionately I now saw as weak, gutted like a fish.

The name Kylie can be used for Scrabble, as it is an aboriginal word for boomerang. Which is why Ms Minogue is so good at comebacks.