As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.
The truth is, my experience in matters sexual is limited.
If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch.
What creates a writer is huge, psychological dysfunction.
I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.
If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.