Comedy should never be over-analysed. It's either funny or it isn't. There's a subtle difference between those who say funny things and those who say things funny.

Comedy should never be over-analysed. It's either funny or it isn't. There's a subtle difference between those who say funny things and those who say things funny.

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.

If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute -- Ive got to have them.

I had an idyllic childhood and when my parents bought me a Punch and Judy Show and a ventriloquist's dummy, I'd perform anywhere, anytime. My parents were wonderful when I told them I wanted to be an entertainer.

Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you're in dead trouble!

Men's legs have a terribly lonely life - standing in the dark in your trousers all day.