It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
Hon Editor Cale Fluhart was a power politically fer years, but he never got prominent enough t' have his speeches garbled.
We like little children, because they tear out as soon as they get what they want.
Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.