Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job.
Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o' keepin' 'em from gitten;' it would be greatly simplified