The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.
Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.
Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.