The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.