Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
We like little children, because they tear out as soon as they get what they want.
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'.