Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn't do when he was young.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
Don't a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
Knowin' all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein' a good whittler.