We like little children, because they tear out as soon as they get what they want.

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.

There's many a slip twixt the blueprints and a new house.