Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn't do when he was young.
Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.
University: ... a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.