Hon Editor Cale Fluhart was a power politically fer years, but he never got prominent enough t' have his speeches garbled.

The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.

Don't say yes until I've finished talking. - Attributed to many Hollywood executives Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.