Hon Editor Cale Fluhart was a power politically fer years, but he never got prominent enough t' have his speeches garbled.

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.

When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.

Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.

We can tell that a good name is better than riches by those who prefer the riches.

I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.