Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.
Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.