The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility.
A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
Most parents don't worry about a daughter until she fails to show up for breakfast.
Don't a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.