Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
Don't a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.