A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.

Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'.

Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.

There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.

Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?

The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded.