It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.