A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.

Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.

I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.

Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.

There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.

Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.