Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.