The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?
We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.