About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.