The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.

When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done

We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.

Many a family tree needs trimming

After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?