One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.