When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.