It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
All the world loves a good loser.
A loafer always has the correct time.
Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.
I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.