I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.
Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.
Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.
There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.