It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty, while bein' above suspicion is about th' only compensation fer bein' homely.
I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.
Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.