The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.
You won't skid if you stay in a rut.
When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong.