Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.

Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o' keepin' 'em from gitten;' it would be greatly simplified

When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.

The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility.