Knowin' all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein' a good whittler.
I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.