Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.
"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son