Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty.
Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.
When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.