If there's anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.

When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.

Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.