If there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.