When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.

If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.

Hon Editor Cale Fluhart was a power politically fer years, but he never got prominent enough t' have his speeches garbled.

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.

It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.