Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.