Politics makes strange post-masters.

Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.

All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o' keepin' 'em from gitten;' it would be greatly simplified

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.