Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.
Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything.
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.