Politics makes strange post-masters.

I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say for prosperity.

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.

As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.

Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.

A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.

It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.