Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?
It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion