There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.