When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.
If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.