There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.
It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
Politics makes strange post-masters.