There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.

It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.

A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.

"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "