There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

If there's anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.

Many a family tree needs trimming

Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.