Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
Most parents don't worry about a daughter until she fails to show up for breakfast.
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.