Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
Experience is a dear teacher but he delivers th' goods.
I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
If there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out.
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.