The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.