Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.