Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.
University: ... a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.