There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.
Don't a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.