If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility.

It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.

It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.

A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn't do when he was young.