Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.