A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.
Many a family tree needs trimming
Knowin' all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein' a good whittler.
I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say for prosperity.
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job.