All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o' keepin' 'em from gitten;' it would be greatly simplified

Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.

All the world loves a good loser.

Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty, while bein' above suspicion is about th' only compensation fer bein' homely.

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.

No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.

Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.