All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o' keepin' 'em from gitten;' it would be greatly simplified

It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.

There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.

Most parents don't worry about a daughter until she fails to show up for breakfast.

Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.