Experience is a dear teacher but he delivers th' goods.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him.
Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.