There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.
Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.