When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him.
It's the good loser who finally loses out.
I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.