The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.