Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.

There's many a slip twixt the blueprints and a new house.

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?

Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet, subtle satisfaction without the risk.

About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.