The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
The rich man and his daughter are soon parted.
A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.
Knowin' all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein' a good whittler.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son