Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.