When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
The rich man and his daughter are soon parted.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!