Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.
There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
The rich man and his daughter are soon parted.
A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.