Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.
As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.