Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.

We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.