Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.
Most parents don't worry about a daughter until she fails to show up for breakfast.
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.