Experience is a dear teacher but he delivers th' goods.
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded.
When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done
University: ... a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'.