The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.
There's many a slip twixt the blueprints and a new house.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.