Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.
It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
Many a family tree needs trimming
Knowin' all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein' a good whittler.
Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.