There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job.
The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.