Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty, while bein' above suspicion is about th' only compensation fer bein' homely.

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

We can tell that a good name is better than riches by those who prefer the riches.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

Hon Editor Cale Fluhart was a power politically fer years, but he never got prominent enough t' have his speeches garbled.

No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.

The rich man and his daughter are soon parted.