Knowin' all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein' a good whittler.
I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say for prosperity.
It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.