My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

Knowin' all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein' a good whittler.

Don't a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.

In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.

I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.