Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty.
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.