A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.
The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him.
No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
Knowin' all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein' a good whittler.
There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.
The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.