The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o' keepin' 'em from gitten;' it would be greatly simplified
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.