The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.