My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.
Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.