The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Politics makes strange post-masters.

Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.

There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.