Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
Knowin' all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein' a good whittler.
It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.