Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn't do when he was young.
Knowin' all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein' a good whittler.
A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.