The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.
Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.