The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.

Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion

Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.

About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.