When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
Knowin' all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein' a good whittler.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.