Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.