Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything.
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job.