A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!