There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.
Politics makes strange post-masters.
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.