Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
Plain spoken people get most of the recognition because folks are afraid of them.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.
There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.