The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son

There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.

A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.

Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion

Experience is a dear teacher but he delivers th' goods.

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.

Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?