Most parents don't worry about a daughter until she fails to show up for breakfast.
Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
Politics makes strange post-masters.
Knowin' all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein' a good whittler.
A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.