No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty.
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.