My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.