A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.

No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.

A loafer always has the correct time.

Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.

"Why doesn't the fellow who says, "I'm no speechmaker," let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? "

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?