Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn't do when he was young.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'.
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.