Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.

About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.

It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.

Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion

It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.

Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows

The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him.