A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty, while bein' above suspicion is about th' only compensation fer bein' homely.