A loafer always has the correct time.
Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?
Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty.