Experience is a dear teacher but he delivers th' goods.

When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.

There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.

All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o' keepin' 'em from gitten;' it would be greatly simplified

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.

Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn't do when he was young.