Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong.
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet, subtle satisfaction without the risk.
The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility.