The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.
Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.