The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.