When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an' it keeps on laughin'.
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.