Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.
The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
Experience is a dear teacher but he delivers th' goods.