Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.

There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.

When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.

Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty.

The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility.

All the world loves a good loser.

Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.