A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty.