Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.
Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.
We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job.
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.