We like little children, because they tear out as soon as they get what they want.
It's the good loser who finally loses out.
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.
Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him.